Classic Ending Credits With Lyrics (Super Mario World End Theme)

You beat the game
 You're feelin' pretty cool
 You stayed up all night
 And missed a day of school,
 You played like a champ
 So what do you "git"?
 37 pounds of Jack shit.
 Look at you kid
 Your thumbs are big and red
 You smell like a taint
 Your goldfish is dead
 So here's your reward:
 Excessive amounts of names you can't even pronounce!
 We're talkin'...
 TAKU HIKICHI & KEIICHI HARA
 And MORIKAZU MARU MARU
 PENPEN, BAN BAN, BUNBUN, TOM PON, AND FAW
 ROAD ZAPPER AND NAKAZOO (Hai, domo arigato)
 And after the creds
 Which took a fuckin' while
 A crappy cartoon
 All pixelated style
 No trophies today
 Achievements? no way!
 It's all for naught!
 For diddly-biddly squat
 Aaand
 That's how it goes
 With classic games
 Cutscenes that blow
 And ricemobile names
 Your hopes were so high
 So much was in store
 It's the end
 But wait there's more,
 Another screen
 Another door, hey...
 "Thank you for playing"
 Well ain't that sweet
 Clearly our lives
 Are now complete
 Despite how it ends
 You'll play it again
 But for now my friend this is the end!
 I love ya baby
 Try it on hard mode
 This is the fuckin' end...
 ...Conglaturation!
 I've never seen such finger speed
 Let's get a burger
 It was a dream
 We won't tell if Jason died
 So stare at your brother's head in the sky
 This is the fuggin'
 The sweet mother-huggin end!
 Woh-yeah!