Dr. Mario With Lyrics (Fever Theme)

I am Doctor Mario and I am saving lives
 I look different in this game
 (I lost the hat, got a coat, doctor light, stethoscope)
 I am Doctor Mario and I prescribe high-fives
 Laughter's the best medicine, so bah-hah-hah, you fell down!
 In the Mushroom Kingdom, I'm the finest doc by far (What?! Liar! Boo.)
 I got my degree by watching House and Scrubs and E.R.
 Brightly colored pills! (Pills)
 They'll cure all your ills! (Ills)
 Just as long as you've got fever or the chills (Cold)
 Take off your pants
 Good, now let's see
 Turn your head and cough
 Okay, now do me! Please?
 Does it hurt to pee? (No)
 Is it hard to see? (No)
 I am diagnosing you with HPV (Aw)
 You've got mononucleosis, halitosis, scoliosis, fifteen days is my prognosis
 You need red and blue pill doses!
 You've got scabies and phlebitis, chronic rabies, hepatitis,
 You'll be brave and you'll unite us, then you'll die of menengitis
 Wait, wait
 I'm wrong
 You have
 Crabs
 Brightly colored pills! (Pills)
 They'll cure all your ills! (Ills)
 Just as long as you've got fever or the chills!
 Take it, 'Floss!
 (I'm playin' the piano and I'm playin' really good ah-na-na)
 Dr. Mario!