DK Rap (Where Are They Now?)

Here we-, here we-
 Here we go again!
 So they're finally back, it's been a long time
 They're bringing you a brand new rhyme
 You loved them all in DK64
 And I bet you're wonderin': "where are they now?"
 Huh!
 DK
 Donkey Kong!
 He's the leader of the bunch, you know his name
 But behind the scenes, he's not the same
 After DK64, he got into guns
 Now he hunts endangered species just for fun
 But his coconut gun, still fire in spurts
 If he shoots ya, you'll probably die
 He's older, meaner and wealthier too
 He's the first member of the DK crew!
 Huh!
 DK
 He loves gun!
 Tiny Kong's back, so listen up dudes
 She can shrink in size to suit her mood
 Now, you may have heard that the bees are dying
 Well, the truth about Tiny is horrifying
 She's killing all the bees, she's killing all the bees!
 We don't know why, but she's killing all the bees!
 She can fly through the air and climb up trees
 But Tiny Kong's murderer of bees!
 Huh!
 DK
 Goodbye, bees!
 He has a funny face, his limbs are long
 But Lanky never felt like he belonged
 He earned a degree in a college town
 And decided to work as a sex ed clown
 Now he has a penis puppet and a vulva puppet too
 And he'll give a creepy lecture just for you
 Huh!
 DK
 Just for you
 And next up Diddy Kong hits the stage
 Just like Gary Coleman, he does not age
 His face is youthful like Peter Pan's
 But he's a better old bastard who hates his fans
 He's angry, horny, libido's wild!
 But women won't date him 'cause he looks like a child
 That might explain his job which you won't forget
 He blogs for DiddyPepeTrumpMRA.net
 Huh!
 DK
 He needs love!
 And then there's Chunky
 He's dead
 Huh!
 DK
 Chunky's dead!
 DK
 Now the song is over!
 Come on, Cranky, take it to the fridge!
 Cranky?
 Oh, man, Cranky's dead too!
 Cranky's in the fridge!
 Ho, oh no
 Wow
 That's terrible