Phoenix Wright With Lyrics

in the new future
 courts of law go super fast
 there's no jury, just a judge
 gotta win in three days max
 my name is phoenix wright
 and im an ace attorney
 so grab a seat, groove to the beat,
 and join me on my journey
 i live in california
 and by that i mean japan
 got a suit of blue, a big red tie and hair like gemini man
 it's a comedy of errors
 with the violence of macbeth
 so cute and charming
 "murder"
 zany, wacky, jokey
 "death"
 yeah, i meet all kinds of weirdos
 on my justice-seeking quest
 the dudes are total dicks
 and the ladies have big breasts
 come on, y'all!
 dicks
 boobies
 dicks
 boobies
 dicks
 boobies
 boobies
 dicks
 dicks
 boobies
 dicks
 boobies
 dicks
 boobies
 boobies
 dicks
 (boobies?)
 i'm rated t for teen
 and even one time rated m
 but i've got pop culture chops
 and each reference is a gem
 if you have a big "objection!"
 to where i'm coming from,
 you can "take that!", "hold it!"
 and shove it up your bum.
 my name is phoenix wright
 i'm a semi-decent lawyer
 with the help of magic stones
 and my hot/dead employer
 so court is now in session
 judge santa claus presiding
 if a withness has a secret
 i will find out what they're hiding
 pressing and presenting
 i will find a resolution
 fighting liars on the stand
 and the kinky prosecution
 my client isn't guilty
 which i'll prove with my defense, so now
 all i have to do is choose the perfect evidence
 here we go!
 "objection" nope
 "objection" nope
 "objection" nope
 guilty!
 ah!
 "objection" nope
 "objection" nope
 take that
 not guilty!
 ...obviously.