Tetris With Lyrics (Gameboy - A-Type)

Shapes made of four colored blocks
 Like a T or a box
 Come down like falling bricks
 You can place them in rows
 But everybody knows that they made this game for chicks (Hey!)
 Mom just loves to flip and stack (flip and stack!)
 Grandma says "This shit is like crack!" (Well, it is!)
 This is the game girls deserve
 There is no learning curve
 Which makes it great for noobs (great for noobs!)
 It will fill you with glee
 Especially if you have a vag and boobs (Hey!)
 Your mom loves it, mine does too (mine does too)
 Call me sexist; bitch it's still true! (Just kidding about the bitch part)
 Deep in the girl's dainty brain
 There's a spot near a vein (Right here)
 Which regulates their bliss (The T-spot)
 Once they see falling blocks, the T-spot unlocks
 And they start to sing like this (Sing!)
 La la la la, la la la
 We love Tetris, la la la la
 Here is a trick I have learned
 To avoid getting burned
 When you piss off your chick (I'm so mad!)
 If you sing this on key
 Immediately she'll forget that you're a dick (Try it!)
 La la la la (I'm still mad!) la la la (Is that the Tetris song?)
 La la la la (I love Tetris!) la la la la (I'm happy now!)
 Tetris helps when chicks want to neuter us (Snip, snip, snip)
 If you love it
 You prob'ly have a uterus!