for a friend

Is it weird if I print out pictures of my ex
 Use his face like a dart board
 Is it strange if I make lists of all the boys I hate
 Fuck with their lives when I'm bored
 Are these unhealthy tendencies
 Gettin' too extreme
 Clear to see
 Could be symptoms of crazy
 But don't worry 'bout me
 'Cause it's not me
 I'm just asking for a friend
 Yeah, she was kinda wondering
 Oh, what would you recommend
 Yeah, I'm just asking for a
 Asking for a
 'Cause she'll key up the car
 That cut her off in traffic
 And she'll fight in the bar
 If someone spills her drink
 But isn't everyone a little unstable
 Like lose your shit, maybe flip a table
 Tell me how far is too far
 And I'll let her know 'cause
 I'm just asking for a friend
 Yeah, she was kinda wondering
 Oh, what would you recommend
 Yeah, I'm just asking for a
 Asking for a
 I'm just asking for a friend
 Is she okay in the head
 'Cause every now and then
 The freak starts creepin' in
 I'm just asking for a
 Asking for a
 Is it normal is it bad
 To have an inner maniac
 Let's be honest for a sec
 Don't we all have days like that
 I'm just asking for a friend
 I'm just asking for a friend
 Is it normal is it bad
 To have an inner maniac
 Let's be honest for a sec
 Don't we all have days like that