On The Edge

Climb aboard!
 Hop right in, me ducky.
 Let's get you where you're going.
 You've all seen the airport
 It used to be the biggest airport in North America
 Planes used to stop here to gas up from everywhere
 Ooh! Frank Sinatra, Albert Einstein
 Muhammed Ali
 The Queen
 Then they invented jet planes that can get across the ocean on one tank
 So there's no need to refuel anymore.
 Leaving us with this giant airport!
 Now there's the reason I drive slow
 That there in the middle of the road?
 Ya. That's a moose
 She'll move when she's good and ready
 Mind if I sit here?
 Oh, hello Nick
 I thought we lost you
 No, I just needed to get an emergency prescription filled
 Nothing serious, it's not like:
 "Oh my god, he's off his medication!"
 I'll stop talking now
 It's fine
 Any news yet about your husband who was flying today?
 No
 Do you mind if we just don't talk about that?
 I haven't been able to get to a phone
 I'm sorry
 I'll help you find a phone as soon as we get...
 Wherever we're going