Paging Mr. Herman

There is a place I can go when I'm dreary
 A home of a friend that makes me feel good
 Within this space I am suddenly cheery
 I'm happy, warm and understood
 Let's connect the dots with the Magic Screen
 Get lost in watts of our Majesty
 The King of Cartoons
 Will take us soon
 To a land we can make believe
 Let's go play fetch with our good friend¬¬ Pterri
 Throw it far and watch him soar
 Where would I be without my pal, Chairy?
 Probably on the floor
 Now Conky will teach us the secret word
 We'll scream real loud every time it's heard
 No salesman today
 It's the playhouse gang
 And they are ready to play
 But what'll happen if
 I don't get my wish
 What if I can't be seen again
 And I lose all my friends
 I can be... fooled.by randy
 Only so many times
 Before being brought back to cool cat
 Dirty dog and chicky baby's rhymes
 Passed Mr. Window
 And far beyond Globy
 I'm told I'm too old for pretend
 But here, in the playhouse that never outgrows me,
 I'll always have my friends
 So Please cowboy Curtis
 And Miss Yvonne if you've heard us
 Pick up the picture phone
 I'm paging mr. herman
 Mr. herman you have a call,
 please answer cuz I'm headed home