It Was a Shit Show

I love you, yes
 And I'll confess
 The thought of staying is so enticing
 And when you speak
 My knees get weak
 I can't believe what I'm sacrificing
 But let's get real
 We know the deal
 So darling, let's not tiptoe
 This thing we had
 Was not just bad
 It was a shit show
 We can't undo
 Can't make amends
 Dysfunction is our lingua franca
 We can't unscrew
 Each others friends
 We're Jerry Springer, not Casablanca
 There's hard to get
 Then there's neglect
 To say it's fate, you'd have to be a bit slow
 Not to be crass
 But this sucked ass
 This was a shit show
 Chernobyl next to us looks like a campfire
 Hurricane Katrina was just bad weather
 We have chemistry, of course, but that's a formula for divorce
 A play about pieces of feces is what we are together
 
 Oh, what the hell
 Let's get a hotel
 'Cause life is short and we're not getting any younger
 But after sex
 What happens next?
 I mean in the long run, not just fatigue and hunger
 And when you say
 That I should stay
 That's exactly when I should split though
 I won't forget
 I won't regret
 This beautiful, heart-stopping, breathtaking, life-changing