Put Yourself First

Put yourself first, girl
 Worry 'bout yourself
 Make yourself sexy
 Just for yourself
 So when dudes see you put yourself first
 They'll be like, "Damn you're hot... want to make out?"
 Push them boobs up
 Just for yourself
 Wear six-inch heels
 Just for yourself
 (If it's just for myself, shouldn't I be comfortable?)
 (No! Put yourself first in a sexy way)
 Pierce your ears
 Just for yourself
 Put a hole in your earlobe
 Just for yourself
 Brace yourself, this is gonna hurt
 Put yourself first in a sexy way
 Put yourself first, girl
 Worry about yourself
 Wear fake eyelids
 Just for yourself
 So when dudes see you put yourself first
 They'll be like "Damn, you're hot... let's buy a house in Portland"
 Put yourself first for him
 That's what you gotta do
 Put yourself first for him
 (If I put myself first for him,
 Then by definition, aren't I putting myself... second?)
 Don't think about it too hard
 Too, too hard
 Don't think about it too hard
 Too, too hard
 It's a wormhole, it's a Mobius strip
 It's snake eats tail, it's the infinity sign
 Get a tattoo of the infinity sign
 On your lower back
 Just for yourself
 (But I can't see my lower back. Also,
 Can we go back to the fake eyelid? Is that a... thing now?)
 Yes!
 Put yourself first in a sexy way
 Put yourself first for him