Buttload Of Cats (feat. Rachel Bloom)

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It's come to this, like I knew it would
 Since I'm now single for good
 I know just what I gotta do
 I gotta go get myself a buttload of cats (a buttload of cats)
 A buttload of cats (way too many cats)
 When you're a permanent bachelorette
 It's mandatory that you go out and get
 A buttload of cats
 Oh, yeah
 I walk myself down to the Lonely Lady Cat Store
 The smell is overwhelming inside
 This is the future smell of my house
 It's the smell of my dreams that have died
 I walk up to the cat shelf
 Where the cats are labeled big and small
 The saleslady asks, "Is there one you like?"
 And I state, "I'll take them all!"
 I want a buttload of cats (meow a buttload of cats)
 Give me a buttload of cats (meow a buttload of cats meow)
 The saleslady's pumped, she's closin' early
 And headed home to her sad walk-up apartment
 Filled with her own buttload of cats (meow meow meow)
 That she got at a discount (meow meow meow)
 'Cause she works at the cat store
 (Meow meow meow)
 (Meow meow meow)
 (Meow meow meow meow meow)
 Why have cats over time become
 Synonymous with loneliness?
 We gotta work on our collective image
 We need a new publicist
 The ironic part is we're not that friendly
 If you're lonely we might make it worse
 Also we sleep like sixteen hours a day
 Have you considered getting a dog?
 Nope, I want a buttload of you guys
 Okay, we warned you
 A buttload of cats!
 We're gonna ruin your couch
 There's a lot of evidence that organisms in cat poop make you crazy
 Yes, we saw that article in The
 Atlantic. And then we peed on The Atlantic
 But I still want a buttload of cats
 

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Duration
02:19
Key
7
Tempo
168 BPM

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