First Penis I Saw (feat. Donna Lynne Champlin)

I've thought about him for so long
 Those memories are crystal clear
 I was so young, he was so big and strong
 I can't believe that he's right here
 I was such an innocent girl
 When we first met
 He opened up my eyes, showed me a whole new world
 So how could I ever forget?
 The first penis I saw
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 (First penis), very first penis I saw
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 First penis, very first penis I saw
 And of all the penises I've seen
 His had the biggest impact
 And by that what I mean is it really made me drop my jaw
 'Cause it was the very first penis I saw
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 A few times before, I'd felt it through his pants
 And just generally kinda rubbed it
 But that night I decided to take a chance
 I took it out, and he really seemed to love it
 I didn't know what to do next
 I didn't have that part planned
 He said, "Let me show you some basic moves"
 And then he took my hand
 And taught me all about the
 First penis, very first penis
 First penis, very first penis I saw
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 Not the dirtiest, also not the cleanest
 In terms of penis, I was really the greenest
 I was in total awe
 Of the very first penis I saw
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 I was so eager, I couldn't hide my keenness
 Everything about it seemed quite ingenious
 I couldn't find a single flaw
 In the first penis
 Very first penis
 Very first penis I saw