Maybe This Dream

When I was a little girl I felt like a princess
 So naive and full of hope
 I thought my dreams would come true
 But then as I grew the world was all like: "Nope!"
 But this time, maybe... just maybe
 Maybe this dream won't lead to disgrace
 Maybe this dream is in reach
 Maybe this dream won't poop on my face
 Like a seagull at the beach
 Maybe this dream won't be like my wedding
 The organ played there goes the bride
 (I came back)
 Maybe this dream won't be like some maggots
 Feasting on the rotting deer carcass of my pride
 Maybe this dream won't be like my vibrator
 Breaking when I need it most
 (Tweedle deedle dee)
 Maybe this dream won't be like ebola
 Eating the flesh of its host
 (Tweedle deedle doo)
 Maybe this dream won't be like when I go running
 And I have to take a dump so I have to rush home
 Plus I also have my period
 So I have menstrual cramps plus dump cramps
 And as I run frantically
 I pee just a little
 Because I've had two babies
 So by the time I get home
 My undies smell like a sewer rat
 Maybe this dream won't be like that
 Maybe this dream will finally make me feel
 Like I deserve
 A dream