Arson Party Squad

I'm drunk
 so what,
 watch me light this shit ablaze
 burning down half of this town
 I'm in an alcoholic haze
 total and complete destruction
 is my one desire
 so let's get fucking shit-faced and
 start some fucking fires
 Cause arson and booze go hand in hand
 I bet if i drank gas i could
 get fucked up pretty fast
 burning down all of your shit
 My B.A.C.'s so high man
 check this out its pretty cool
 I'm using my blood as incendiary fuel
 I know I need that stuff to live and yeah,
 I'm feeling sicker
 but without it in my veins there's
 so much more room for the liquor
 Arson and booze go hand in hand
 when your burns are third-degree
 it helps if you're too drunk to see
 burning down shit across the land
 aaaaahhhhhh
 too drunk to know you're on fire
 is that what that heat was? goddamn
 I must be pretty buzzed
 burning down all your shit
 When police arrived the fire had consumed
 four city blocks
 and I was passed out in a drunken stupor
 undressed down to my socks
 I awakened in a holding cell;
 police were all around
 swiped a lighter from a guard and
 burned the station to the fucking ground
 Arson party squad unite!