Necroponics

In a secret underground lab
 buried deep inside the earth
 a group of our nation's top minds
 are just clocking off of work
 scientists in the field of weapons
 grade agriculture
 experimenting with ways to make
 mulch a little mulcher
 White coats (disaster)
 lab notes (has begun)
 and isotopes (no idea what they've done)
 glass tubes (nothing to do but)
 plant food
 run
 they're
 fucking
 coming
 The janitor was mopping up
 chem spills on the floor
 when he unexpectedly came across
 a secret door
 he knew this was a matter of top security
 but he stuck his head inside to
 quench his curiosity
 Pot seeds (disaster)
 green leaves (has begun)
 on dead (no idea)
 bodies(what they've done)
 fertile (nothing)
 food source (to do but)
 run
 they're
 fucking
 coming
 Fast he started stealing plants
 grabbing up all he could
 thinking "man this shit is
 weapons-grade
 you know it's fucking good!"
 he ran outside with his arms full
 "gonna get so fucking high"
 he had no idea tonight was the night
 he was gonna die
 What the fuck was that?
 that guy jumped out of nowhere
 in front of the van
 now blood and brains are everywhere
 what's that in his hands?
 Can't quite see through the guts but
 I think those are plants
 the one thing we didn't know was
 It's necroponic weed
 a demon plant that thrives by
 growing on dead bodies
 one hit; you'll know you've had enough
 So we took the plants back to
 the crib for more analysis
 man we're gonna need a guinea pig,
 I know, we'll just call fish
 better run a couple tests just to be sure
 this stuff is pure
 cause the fact that its been glowing
 seems a little sinister
 So how is it, fish?
 dude he hasn't stopped coughing
 don't be such a bitch
 look now his mouth is frothing
 yo are you okay?
 fuck, he just tried to bite me!
 whoa, no fucking way!
 think i know what this might be man.
 It's necroponic weed
 one puff and that stuff will turn
 you into a zombie
 feeding on the living its a
 morbid case of munchies
 you just can't help yourself now
 let's kill zombie fish please
 before he bites again;
 make sure that you decapitate the head
 Wood bats (so we took)
 sharp axe (care of fish)
 made for (threw the plants)
 combat (in the ditch)
 nunchucks (its over the)
 fish sucks (crisis has)
 been averted
 AHHH!