Maximum Overchill

It's three in the afternoon and
 you've got some time you can kill
 before the party tonight
 so you decide to just chill
 your couch cushions spend some
 quality time with your ass
 while you turn on your tv, sit back,
 smoke and relax to the
 Max
 your body temperature falls
 maximum
 heart rate slows to a crawl
 maximum overchill
 max
 your blood begins to freeze
 maximum
 brings you to your knees
 maximum overchill
 Get up
 lets leave this place
 your party potential has gone to waste
 the wimpiness shown here
 should be a crime
 when you chill this hard
 it just wastes my time
 Your friends are worried
 haven't seen you for days
 while you've been couch-sloshed
 smoked out in a videogame haze
 the screen keeps on flashing "game over"
 you're through
 but its not just the game
 its referring to you
 max
 your body temperature falls
 maximum
 heart rate slows to a crawl
 maximum overchill
 max
 your blood begins to freeze
 maximum
 brings you to your knees
 maximum over
 chill!!!!
 AH!
 What happened, you see, is inactivity
 caused your very particle atoms to freeze
 you're a block of ice,
 devoid of all life
 frozen to your couch
 dead by your own design