Thrashin' for the Cash In (Royalty Check)

Don't worry guys
 I'm sure this is the right thing to do
 we'll just follow the formula and
 our working days are through
 heard thrash metal was back, still kicking,
 going through its second wave
 had an idea; we'll ride this trend and
 get ourselves fat fucking paid
 Made in the shade, big money
 we'll start a band, get us some fans
 live off the royalties
 it'll be so fucking easy - here's the plan
 we'll rip off every single thing from
 every single band we can
 Find some good riffs to steal with
 commercial appeal
 we'll sign a record deal then roll around
 in our thrash money
 Take through notes on songs
 exodus wrote
 buy matching leather coats white hi-top
 sneakers prove we're the real deal
 lets all quit our jobs
 won't need 'em any more
 We'll be superstars soon
 our foot is in the fucking door
 We'll buy expensive cars
 pay for houses with cash
 see the money ain't an object because
 now we're paid to fucking thrash
 Don't get me wrong,
 we'll still hit the beer bong
 but now we'll load it up
 with dom and cristal
 denim vests by gucci
 just you wait and you'll see
 as soon as the checks roll in
 we'll have it all
 My bank account is empty
 so fucking hungry
 things just aren't going how i would expect
 My kitchen pantry's bare
 nothing to eat there
 somebody tell me where the fuck's my check?