The Mask

Is it much, too much to ask
 Not to hide behind the mask?
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 Head on straight, mask on crooked
 Exit stage left with the cash gone took it
 Off like a Koufi, the fit was a bit doofy
 He tried to get screwy with that two for you
 One, two for me, G, cut the cranky attitude
 Wet him like a handkerchief on a stanky fatter dude
 Whether you's a rapper or dang sanger
 Once you in there's only, one way out like a gang banger
 With a new crew key chain and street name
 What set do he claim for fame, peep game?
 Just to keep feta and stay dip
 You need it like a letter or better a getaway whip
 This old thing's rusted, encrusted
 As the gold rings the old kings busted
 Plan to end global starvation and fat herb
 Now what in tarnation did I go and do that for?
 Stuff happens like gettin' snuffed for tough tit rappin'
 See I told 'em enough, quit yer yappin'
 The same applied to any and all chumps
 The only question he had for y'all is, "How many lumps?"
 Three or four, either or mon cheri amour
 See why you need your heater for?
 The super villain slid in your party for free
 Warn a emcee, get outta here, kid, you bother me
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 The day I took my mask off, my face was missin' for two days
 For the record, G, came back a year later
 Whole new identity, Tony Starks pedigree
 My money green like my nickname was celery
 Who is Ghost, who flashes toast
 Never wore sheets but bulletproof coats
 Oh, no, the fans cry for the mask back on
 Told 'em, "Ghost is dead, he'll return at the crack of dawn"
 Few years from now, him and his pals
 Before the Jetson-era arrived, he'll be back summertime
 2005 with a half a face iron
 The other half oughta look like alien science
 In the summertime, you can see the face boil
 But the other side I keep lubed with the Penzoil
 You mad loyal, when the wintertime come, what?
 I get stuck 'cause my brain all numb
 Like I ate a thousand ice's and frozen Pepsis
 Aqua man's pops can't water-check me
 Disrespect me, indirectly, I seen his feet
 And they both lefty, he's steppin' half-correctly
 As I stroll the globe and terrorize the planet
 With a Bill Clinton mask and them Playskool hammers
 Me and Doom, always be the best on the landin'
 Superheros for life until our shows vanish
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 Check me out, my name is Brak and that's a fact
 I got a mom and a dad and they are out back
 We sit by the pool and we nibble on snacks
 And we eat a big lunch and we all take naps!
 Why'd the beat stop? Hey! Hey!
 I got a mask too so gimme the mic!
 Cheh! You're no doom
 C'mon Danger Mouse, gimme that beat!
 Turn the beat around! Love to hear per-cussion!
 You suck!
 Turn it upside down! Love to hear it
 I know talent, and you ain't got it
 I wasn't done