Girl Scout

This is it
 The day I've been waiting for
 Wishing, hoping, working, and praying for
 The day my parents have been delaying for years
 Ooh, I'm gonna sell some cookies
 It's not their fault that they're overprotective
 I was born with arrhythmia
 My heart is defective
 Only takes one shock and I could be dead from the fear
 Still, I'm gonna sell some cookies
 Hike by hike
 Song by song
 The Girl Scouts helped my heart grow strong
 They'd have my back if anything went wrong with me
 Jamborees, soda pop
 Distract me from the fact that my heart could stop
 From tetralogy of Fallot in my pulmonary artery!
 Whee!
 When you're a Girl Scout
 Everything's gonna work out
 Even if you're born with congenital heart disease
 And you could be killed by a random sneeze
 You're a Girl Scout
 Everything's gonna work out
 Just gonna ring the bell of this creepy looking house
 Hello, little girl
 Oh, um, yes, um, hi
 My name is Sky
 And I'm here today to support the Girl Scouts by selling cookies
 Four dollars a box
 Would you like some?
 Sure
 Really?
 Yeah
 What flavours you got?
 I've got chocolate, banana
 And oat bran, pecan
 Samoas and thin mints
 And one that tastes like apple pie
 Why don't you come inside?
 Well, we're really not supposed to
 Why?
 Pedophiles
 But it's so cold
 And you're not mean
 And no one gets molested by a gothy teen
 So I guess, okay, it's fine
 Yeah?
 Alright, I'll come inside
 It's so dark in here
 Is it? I hadn't noticed
 Okay... well-
 Maybe I should come back another time when your parents are home?
 Boo!