Artists vs Turtles

Epic Rap Battles of History
 Donatello, Michelangelo, Leonardo, Raphael
 Versus
 Leonardo, Michelangelo, Donatello, and Raphael
 Begin
 Cowabunga dude, so let's get it on
 Reptiles against the fathers of the Renaissance
 We got the classical technique
 To kick these three toed freaks back under the street
 I take a turtle and I turn him into mincemeat
 You don't really wanna step to da Vinci
 I love the ladies, I like to keep it mellow
 So let me pass the mic to my man Donatello
 Hard shell, but you're gross in the middle
 Wouldn't wanna touch you with a six-foot chisel
 Born in goop, raised in poop
 I slice through a group of ninjas like fruit oops
 Yo, Raphael and I came to flow
 Deemed dope by the Pope and I boned 'til I croaked
 I'm an emcee Shredder, but I get the feeling
 I should pass it up to my man on the ceiling
 Oh, Michelangelo, and I'm giant
 I made David but I'll slay you like Goliath
 I'm a rap God and you can't quite touch me
 This battle's your last judgment, trust me
 We drop science
 We got the mathematics
 The architects of rebirth are rap addicts
 You beat the Foot but it won't go well
 When you catch an Italian, boot to the half shell
 The wisdom of our master (Splinter)
 Taught us not to rush to violence (Splinter)
 But our master (Master Splinter)
 Ain't here dude
 I don't think you wanna mess with my katana blades
 Get back in your floppy helicopter, fly away
 I can bebop and steady rock a mic sucka
 I'm a pristine Sistine nun chucka
 Oh, hi, I'm a cool but rude guy
 Put you back in school with the tip of my two sai
 Dona-tell me who you are again, dude?
 'Cause I don't Gattamelata clue what you do
 That's because you mutants are too immature
 You wouldn't know genius if it pissed in your sewer
 We got the talents and the minds and the rhymes so sweet
 We're like your NES game 'cause we can't be beat
 Yo, go ahead and hate, we'll just skate on by
 You guys draw more dicks than New York pride
 We're the TMNT drop-kicking Italy
 Chowing on your tower made of pizza
 Save a slice for me