Rasputin vs Stalin

Epic rap battles of history
 Rasputin versus Stalin
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 Cool mustache, Wario
 Try messing with the Mad Monk you'll be sorry, yo
 How many dictators does it take
 To turn an empire into a union of ruinous states?
 It's a disgrace what you did to your own people
 Yo daddy beat you like a dog, and now you're evil
 You're from Georgia, sweet Georgia
 And the history books unfold ya
 As a messed up motherfucker bent in the mind
 Who built a superpower but he paid the price
 With the endless destruction of Russian lives
 If you're the man of steel, I spit kryptonite
 Big dick mystic known to hypnotize
 I could end you with a whisper to your wife
 Look into my eyes you perverted witch
 See the soul of the man who made Mother Russia his bitch?
 You think I give a fuck about my wife?
 My own son got locked up in prison, and I didn't save his life
 You got off easy when they pickled that moose cock
 I'd leave your neck in a noose, in a trench, and shot
 Your whole family? Shot!
 All your wizard friends? Shot!
 Anyone who sold you pierogi? Shot!
 Starve you for days 'til you waste away
 I even crush motherfuckers when I'm laid in state
 Pride of Lenin took Trotsky out of the picture
 Drop the hammer on you harder than I bitch slapped Hitler
 I have no pride for you who ruined everything
 My revolution was doing to stop the bourgeoisie!
 I fought the bondage of classes, the proletariat masses
 Have brought me here to spit a thesis against both of your asses!
 Let me start with you there, Frankenstein!
 Looking like something out of RL Stine
 It's hip hop chowder, red over white
 'Cause the Tsar's wife can't do shit tonight!
 And Joseph you were supposed to be my right-hand man
 But your loyalty shriveled up like your right hand, man!
 Our whole future was bright, you let your heart grow dark
 And stopped the greatest revolution since the birth of Marx!
 Knock, knock, knock, knock
 Did somebody say birthmarks?
 Yo, I'm the host with the most Glasnost
 Assholes made a mess and the war got cold
 Shook hands with both Ronald Reagan and McDonald's, no doubt
 If your name end with "in", time to get out!
 I had the balls to let Baryshnikov dance, playa
 Torn down that wall like the Kool-Aid Man, oh yeah
 You two need yoga, you need a shower
 And you all need to learn how to handle real power
 Did somebody say real power?
 Дa, you want to mess with me?
 I spit hot borscht when I'm crushing these beats
 Blow it up like a tuba while I'm balling in Cuba
 Doing judo moves and schooling every communist сука
 I'm a president in my prime, my enemies don't distract me
 The last man who attacked me, lived a half-life, so comrade come at me
 You don't know what you're doing
 When you try to bust a rhyme against a mind like Putin
 You'll find that the ex-KGB is the best MC in the ex-CCCP!