Bob Ross vs Pablo Picasso

Epic rap battles of history!
 Bob Ross
 Versus
 Pablo Picasso
 Begin!
 I am the greatest
 The modern art Muhammed Ali
 I melt faces
 Call me MC Dali
 Your whole body of work is a fluffy mountain of crap
 You're the PBS version of Nickelback
 But I think you must be a genius
 'Cause with zero training
 You made millions teaching people how to suck at painting
 Why don't you go home and beat your brush, you chump?
 I could make better art with my wiener
 Lump
 I'm so glad you could join me today
 So I could teach you how to feel some joy when you paint
 You're a moody little genius
 Always so serious
 I know
 You must be on your Blue Period
 Your work is melancholic
 I'm painting happy little trees
 Call me Jackson Pollack
 Because I splatter MC's
 With the voice that soothes
 So let's do this
 I twist you up like you're Rubik's cubist
 Don't use that word
 Like you know what it is
 You painted 30,000 pictures of
 Bushes and sticks
 Does your audience know
 That you stole your whole show?
 You just ripped off your teacher
 And added an afro
 My name is
 Pable Diego
 José Francisco de Paula
 Juan Nepomuceno María
 De los Remidios Cipriano
 De la Santísima Trinidad
 Ruiz y Picasso
 Back
 To
 You
 Bob
 Bob is droppin' bombs like this is Guernica
 Served 20 years
 Air Force
 United States of America
 My technique will make your mistress weep
 Put her to sleep
 Elbow drop her dreams
 I go deep
 And I keep it mellow
 Like some cadmium yellow
 I'm a bright like titanium white kind of fellow
 Don't believe in mistakes
 Unless you step to me
 Yo Pablo
 You just got your happy little ass beat
 Who won?
 Who's next?
 You decide!
 Epic rap battles of history!