Donald Trump vs Joe Biden

Epic rap battles of history
 Joe Biden
 Versus
 Donald
 It's the DJT gettin' it on
 The Teflon Don on the White House lawn
 Against wimps like you, I'll win a third term
 Your campaign's like your family, crash and burn
 Think looting and violence will keep the MAGA movement quiet?
 Resist me? That's a riot
 Why don't you step behind the gym, I'll be standing by
 We'll see how tough you are against the 45
 I shoot a hole through your whole party
 Bigger than the one I blew through Qasem Soleimani
 Then I go, and I bone on Melania
 I'm gonna smash you, Joe, like China
 I've got all the best cognition
 With all the top grammar
 I'm not a little girl's shoulders
 So you can't touch this, MC Stammer
 You're a disaster inciting hysteria
 You say I'm selling hate in America
 You're selling hatin' America
 Like with Hillary, the people aren't swayed
 You're just Barack's shadow
 And I don't really like the shade
 The pain of losing loved ones is something I have seen
 So I know how you must have felt
 When they killed Jeffrey Epstein
 Rap lyrics just ain't for you
 You should stick to love letters for Kim Jong-Un
 You're a wrestling heel
 Nothing 'bout you is real
 Bitch, you didn't even really write The Art of the Deal
 But you tapped into the rage of red mad hatters
 Well, let me tell you, Trump, all lies matter
 I don't want to defund no police
 I picked a DA for my VP
 I'm not a communist, I'm not a socialist
 I'm just an old-ass man with some decency (wrong)
 No matter what you try to say
 Global warming ain't cancelled
 You pulled out of Paris
 Should have pulled out of Stormy Daniels
 I ain't sleepy, I'm tired
 Of you, Donald Trump, you're fired
 The only thing getting fired on my watch
 Is tear gas from law enforcement
 I'll keep America great, you'll unleash Antifa
 And keep America like Portland (sad)
 Ain't nothin' gonna beat me
 No person, woman, man, camera, TV
 Eh, they impeached me
 I still walked out of DC looking peachy
 You got the sloppy, Joe, but no beef
 The only white privilege I see are those teeth
 Maybe teach your son a thing or two about life
 Like there's no hunting season for your dead brother's wife
 You and your masks and your knight rider shades
 Are getting revoked like you're Roe versus Wade
 There's no blue wave, forget it, not coming
 It's like I tell, criminals, Joe, stop running
 Was Breonna Taylor running, hmm?
 You dog whistling fool
 I think your Daddy would finally be proud of you
 He was a racist asshole, too
 Что ты сделал
 What's this malarkey?
 Ох ебать
 Keep at it, and you'll end up in jail, Hoss
 I'll take you down like I'm you, and you're a mailbox
 From all your wives to the SATs
 Everything you ever did, you just had to cheat
 'Cause you're too insecure to even look like a loser
 You're the worst damn Republican since Herbert Hoover
 But you scooped a sycophantic, homophobe Hoosier
 Then became the constitution's domestic abuser
 200,000 deaths lying at your door
 And you think they're suckers like McCain and the Marine Corps
 Sometimes I can't tell for which side you're rootin'
 When we go high, you go down on Putin
 Truth is, you're scared to lose
 You got nothing in the banks 'cept IOUs
 Y-Y-You whine about ballots like a bitch
 But the only thing that's rigged is taxes for the rich
 Look, you're a freeloader, change your name to Tramp
 My campaign's ramping up, you can't get down a ramp
 I'm pulling away faster than your wife's hand
 For the love of democracy, will you shut up, man
 Who won?
 Who's that?
 You literally decide
 Epic rap battles of history