Gandhi vs Martin Luther King Jr.

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
 MARTIN LUTHER KING!
 VS!
 GANDHI!
 BEGIN!
 You want to battle wits? see who's a better pacifist
 I fought the caste system, but you still cannot touch this
 Slumdog skillionaire, first name Messiah
 Raps so hot I spit yoga fire
 Everything you preach, I said it first
 You should just jot down these words, plagiarize my whole verse
 Leave your thoughts on the door like the real Martin Luther
 I'm not thinking you shall overcome this Junior
 I'm the King of civil rights from the city to suburbia
 No shoes, no shirt, but I'm still gonna serve ya
 Make you swallow your words so you can break the fast
 Then thank God almighty, you can eat at last
 I admire the way you broke the British power
 But I have a dream that one day you'll take a shower
 Like the H in your name, you ought to remain silent
 Flatten your style like bread, Naan-violence
 You would know about bread, Dr.Birmingham sandwich
 Boycott those grits, sit in with some spinach
 With protests and women, the same advice goes
 Always stay away from the ho's
 I've got so much street cred they write my name on the signs
 I'd ring you for tech support, but I got a no bell prize
 Nigga, we got more beef than one of your sacred cows
 But I'm about to forgive you so hard right now
 I am passively resisting the fact that you suck
 I am celibate because I don't give a fuck
 WHO WON?
 WHO'S NEXT?
 YOU DECIDE!
 EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!