Ghostbusters vs Mythbusters

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Epic rap battles of history!
 The ghostbusters
 Versus
 The Mythbusters
 Begin!
 Are you tired of two geeks in mustaches
 Who can manage to be boring with explosions and crashes?
 If you, or the Lorax, wanna bust like we do
 Give us a call, we're ready to defeat you
 Ghostbusters, flow crushers, get the job done
 Spitting out the lyrics like, we got one!
 Get the people moving like the Statue of Liberty
 Try to beat us in a battle? Man, you gotta be kidding me
 The delivery of Stantz stands straight like my main man's slinky
 I collect spores, tell 'em 'bout the Twinkie
 Like your show, it's all fluff and filler
 I'll kick your hiney man, I'm a savage killer
 Wow, your raps are just too whack to handle
 Let's do it like we do on the Discovery Channel
 Your science is preposterous, the opposite of competent process
 And in this episode, we'll give you a synopsis
 Starting with the vacuum cleaners strapped up on your back
 It's a fact, positrons don't react like that
 You built a laser grid with no safety switch
 And Walter Peck was right, that's some shady shit
 Good thing you work in a firehouse, cause you just got burned
 You are poor scientists, and that's confirmed
 That's enough from the Walrus and Dickless the clown
 Let's show these Mythbitches how we do it downtown
 Grab your stick (hold'n), heat em up (smokin')
 High speed shows your ass get beat in slow motion
 We roast show hosts when our flows cross streams
 Pumping out blockbusters, while you work behind the scenes
 It's a rap test dummy, and you're both getting crashed
 We came, we saw, we kicked your ass
 Ghosts aren't real, but it should be said
 It's time to bring the B-Team back from the dead
 (Hey!) Things are getting scary, when Tory, Grant and Kari
 Come harder than Ray when that ghost popped his cherry
 We reject your flows, and substitute our own
 Uhhh
 Why'd you stop? I couldn't think of a rhyme
 Well just say the first thing that pops into your mind
 Aww, aww
 Yo, raise up, it's Stay Puft, I stay fluff
 Blaze chumps and flip Kari butter-side up (hey!)
 I'ma smother Ghostbusters in fluffernutter, I don't play
 Show these dweebs how to rock a beret (hey)
 I live so large you can't harsh my mellow
 Just one step took me out the ghetto
 You best be afraid of my marshmallow flows
 Cause Big Puft just burned all you bitches to toast
 Who won?
 Who's next?
 You decide!
 Epic! Rap, Rap! Rap battles of history!
 

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Duration
02:27
Key
1
Tempo
99 BPM

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