Goku vs Superman

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Epic rap battles of history!
 Goku!
 Versus!
 Superman!
 Begin!
 Who can stop this constipated jock
 With the awful animation and the complicated plots?
 Who's got the rap bombs to drop on Japan?
 This looks like a job for the OG, Superman
 I'm killing it, you're Krillin it, I'm villainous to vegetables
 Who dance around in hammer pants and hide their tiny genitals
 My level is incredible, I'm outta your league
 You want justice? I'll bust this nut up in your Chi-Chi
 Greasy slick emcee from DC
 One breath'll freeze your whole measly species
 You're primitive and limited, you live in a village of idiots
 Step in Metropolis, I'll snap a carrot, period
 How many times are they gonna rewrite your stories?
 Your powers have been boring since the nineteen f-cking forties
 Defeat me with heat beams? you're crazy
 'Cause I'm a Super Saiyan, you're a flying Miss Daisy
 You're pretty pasty to be powered by the sun
 You can't flow to Son Goku, I Kaoiken get it done
 When I see your movies, all I do is watch the clock
 'Cause there's nothing fun about a superhero scared of green rocks
 Look at those pantyhose, you got that camel toe
 I'll report to Lois Lane, then Superman that ho
 Haha, your rapping is weaker than your fight scenes
 Just one punch and over 9000 screams
 I'll make your nose bleed like Roshi sniffing panties
 From Z to GT, you can Dragonball deez
 Don't lecture me about fights, you caped coward
 You got your as- beat by a bat with no powers
 There's only one way that this battle's gonna end
 One more Superman who's never gonna walk again
 Who won?
 Who's next?
 You decide!
 Epic rap battles of history!
 

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Duration
01:48
Key
2
Tempo
100 BPM

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