Romeo & Juliet vs Bonnie & Clyde

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
 ROMEO & JULIET!
 VERSUS!
 BONNIE & CLYDE!
 BEGIN!
 I'll handle this darling, I'm known to fire off some BAR's
 Cause if these lovers cross me, they're gonna end up seeing stars
 I mean I'll let you go first, but damn sure I'm gettin' licks in
 On this hissy fittin' rich kid and this prepubescent vixen
 I'm sick of them
 Let's beat 'em then and we can rob 'em blind
 I'll stick this punk up from the front
 I'll take this broad from behind
 And pop a cap in the ass of the last Capulet heiress
 Give Miss No Nights In Paris a reason to cry to her parents
 Oh! Romeo, O Romeo, wherefore you tryin' to flow yo?
 Mofo, you soft as a fro-yo
 Are those the drapes or your clothes, bro? (oooh)
 There's gonna be a tragedy
 Make you ache like your balls on the balcony
 Barrow Gang put their money where their mouth is
 Spit sick like a plague on both your houses
 My love, your face is beauty to behold
 I will protect thine honor from these dust bowl dildos
 A moment's break from your gaze is an eternity past
 So together we shall both put these bitches on blast
 En guard thou artless beetle headed flax wench
 The only insult you have thrust upon me is thine stench
 Why don't you twist upon these nuts? I hear you're good with a wrench
 The dismal state of your raps should be a federal offense
 And you there, wench with the neck of a chicken
 You'll get an ass rippin' worse than your boyfriends in prison
 You're not a true romance, you're just a conjugal visit
 Oh, but that's not even your real husband now is it?
 Hey partner you best put a muzzle on your missus
 'Fore I teach her how we handle disrespect down in Texas
 Do you quarrel sir? Ho, shall I draw my long sword
 Or will you duck your chicken shit ass back into your Ford?
 How could you beat my man in some mano a mano?
 You can't protect your best friend from some John Leguizamo
 No no, my Romeo will beat your beau in a contest blow for blow
 He will do upon thine dick what you hath done upon your toe
 (gunshot)
 Oh! I am killed, what irony is this?
 The lead role shot down by a failed actress
 Then I shall kill myself on my stomach I shall lie
 So you louts can lick my ass, thus with a diss, I die
 Oops, nevermind, my flesh was merely grazed Where's Romeo?
 Oh Nomeo! There's poison on your face
 Oh happy dagger, pierce me true, persuade my breath to stop
 Sheath yourself inside my heart and like the beat I drop
 Well that was tragic
 That did not go as expected
 Woulda done that boy some good to just wait a couple seconds
 It's kinda sad though really, so young to have just died
 Well at least we got each other, just Bonnie and- (gunshots)
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 Who won?
 Who's next?
 You decide
 Epic Rap... BATTLES OF HISTORY!