Sir Isaac Newton vs Bill Nye

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Of all the scientific minds in history
 They put Beaker in a bow tie up against me?
 I'm a master, I discovered gravity!
 I drop rhymes like they're falling from an apple tree
 You're no match for me, you got a bach degree
 I got a unit of force named after me!
 You want a battle guy? That's a crazy notion
 When I start flowing, I stay in motion
 First Law. Did you catch that? Or did it go too fast to detect
 Perhaps it'd be better if I added in a
 Bleep or a bloop or another wacky sound effect
 I was born on Christmas, I'm God's gift!
 I unlocked the stars that you're dancing with
 You waste time debating creationists,
 While I create the science you explain to kids
 Bill nye
 Yes, it's true, what I used to do is teach kids science on my PBS show
 But now I do what I got to do to make sure scientific thought can grow
 And I'm still in my prime, hitting my stride
 What'd you do with the back half of your life?
 You freaked out,
 Started counting coins for the bank,
 And you sure didn't have no wife! Oooh!
 You wrote a book on gravity, but you couldn't attract no body
 Your work on orbits was exemplary,
 But your circle of friends was shoddy! Oh!
 You don't wanna mess with the guy, Bill Nye! (Why?)
 I rap sharp like a needle in your eye. Oh!
 Im so stupid i cannot read a book
 Stick to drinking that Mercury
 Cause I hypothesize that you're about to get beat!
 Well, I conclude that your methods are the wackest
 You wouldn't even pass in one of my classes!
 Every action has an equal and an opposite reaction
 Except for when we both start rapping!
 I accelerated the mind of mankind to a higher plane of understanding
 And I can calculate the weight and the size and the
 Shape of the shadow of the mind you're standing in!
 And I will leave you with a page from a
 Book I wrote at half of your age to rebut
 The integral sec y dy from zero to one-sixth of pi is log to base
 E of the square root of three times the sixty-fourth power of what??
 Why don't you pick on a brain your own size?
 We got a badass over here, plus I got your back, Nye
 Astrophysics black guy, Hayden Planetary fly
 By the way, the answer to your little calculation is "i"
 As in I put the swag back in science
 While Isaac Newton was lying and sticking daggers in Leibniz
 And hiding up inside his attic on some Harry Potter business
 The universe is infinite,
 Oh wait bill nye is dumb but this battle is finished
 

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Duration
02:50
Key
9
Tempo
138 BPM

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