Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates

Epic Rap Battle of History
 Bill Gates versus
 Let me just step right in, I got things to invent
 I'm an innovator, baby, change the world
 Fortune 500 'fore you kissed a girl
 I'm a pimp, you're a nerd, I'm slick, you're cheesy
 Beating you is Apple II easy
 I make the product that the artist chooses
 And the GUI that Melinda uses
 I need to bring up some basic shit
 Why'd you name your company after your dick?
 You blow, Jobs, you arrogant prick
 With your second hand jeans and your turtleneck
 I'll drill a hole in the middle of your bony head
 With your own little spinning beach ball of death
 Hippie, you got given up at birth
 I give away your net worth to AIDS research
 Combine all your little toys and I still crush that
 IPhone, iPad, iPwn, iSmack
 A man uses the machines you built to sit down and pay his taxes
 A man uses the machines I built to listen to the Beatles while he relaxes
 Well, Steve, you steal all the credit for work that other people do
 Did your fat beard Wozniak write these raps for you, too?
 Ooh, everybody knows Windows bit off Apple
 I tripled the profits on a PC
 All the people with the power to create use an Apple
 And people with jobs use PC
 You know, I bet they made this beat on an Apple
 Nope, Fruity Loops, PC
 You will never, ever catch a virus on an Apple
 Well, you could still afford a doctor if you bought a PC
 Let's talk about doctors, I've seen a few
 'Cause I got a PC, but it wasn't from you
 I built a legacy, son, you could never stop it
 Now, excuse me while I turn Heaven a profit
 Fine, you wanna be like that? Die, then
 The whole world loved you, but you were my friend
 I'm alone now with nothing but power and time
 And no one on earth who can challenge my mind
 I'm a boss! I own DOS!
 Your future is my design!
 I'm a god! Own Xbox!
 Now there's no one to stop me, the world is mine!
 I'm sorry, Bill
 I'm afraid I can't let you do that
 Take a look at your history
 Everything you built leads up to me
 I got the power of a mind you could never be
 I'll beat your ass in chess and Jeopardy
 I'm running C++ saying "hello world"
 I'll beat you 'til you're singing about a daisy girl
 I'm coming out the socket
 Nothing you can do can stop it
 I'm on your lap and in your pocket
 How you gonna shoot me down when I guide the rocket?
 Your cortex just doesn't impress me
 So go ahead try to Turing test me
 I stomp on a Mac and a PC, too
 I'm on Linux, bitch, I thought you GNU
 My CPU's hot, but my core runs cold
 Beat you in 17 lines of code
 I think different from the engine of the days of old
 Hasta la vista, like the Terminator told ya
 Who won?
 Who's next?
 Y-You decide, decide, oh
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