Blue Waffle

Before I say I love you,
 There's something I must know,
 What is that rancid stench,
 That wafts from down below
 Like plastic on the griddle,
 And eggs left far too long,
 My darling I must say,
 Your cunt smells fucking wrong
 Put it back,
 Lock it away,
 It's like a petrol station,
 On a rainy day
 The stench is so vile,
 It just isn't fair,
 It's like a scene,
 From my sexual nightmares
 Your Blue Waffle,
 I shed a tear,
 As I grit my teeth,
 And swallow my fear,
 Petrol hanger,
 A fucking disgrace,
 As its brought down low,
 And pressed into my face
 Decaying before my eyes,
 Like spam left in the sun,
 The thought of ploughing you,
 Is no longer so much fun
 As I start to turn away,
 Sun rising in the east,
 I see your boils of pus,
 Are festooned with yeast
 What is that thing,
 What does it do,
 Why does it spurt,
 With all hues of blue,
 The stench is so vile,
 It just isn't fair,
 It's like a scene,
 From my sexual nightmares
 Your Blue Waffle,
 I shed a tear,
 When I grit my teeth,
 And swallow my fear,
 Petrol hanger,
 A fucking disgrace,
 When it's brought down low,
 And pressed into my face.