Wasted

Happy Hour
 Is here at last
 Time to indulge
 In a liquid repast
 Have the barkeep
 pour me a drink
 Cause tonight
 I'm gonna forget how to think
 Give me some more
 (Dirty Pints)
 Crash to the floor
 (Whisky shots)
 Oh, good God
 (What is that?!)
 I think I'm gonna be
 My beer goggles
 (Booze, booze, booze)
 Are sewn on too tight
 (Drink, drink, drink)
 I can't see right
 (Vom, vom, vom)
 Wasted! Wasted!
 This drunken haze
 (Booze, booze, booze)
 Is becoming a maze
 (drink, drink, drink)
 My eyes are glazed
 (Vom, vom, vom)
 Wasted! Wasted!
 I'll tell you
 When I had enough
 I'll drink beer
 From your Mum's muff
 Yeah, I went there
 I'll say it again
 Have I ever told you
 You're my best friend
 Okay, I see
 I've gone too far
 Be a good time
 To jump in the car
 Where are my keys?
 Where is my scotch?
 Why is there vomit
 all over my crotch?