Ureaka! (I've Done It)

Let me regale a tale of woe
 With such a bitter end
 Involving a gig and lots of booze
 It's hard to comprehend
 I found myself deep in my cups
 Pissed out of my head
 And with a bladder full to bursting
 I crawled into my bed
 Horns of ale and pints of beer
 I'm filled to the brim
 An alcoholic tug of war
 That I don't think I can win
 Ureaka! I've done it!
 The amber nectar flows
 I got so drunk in the middle of Preston
 I pissed all on my clothes
 Ureaka! I've done it!
 Made sense at the time
 To cast off my blue denim jeans
 And soak them in urine!
 Bleary eyed, pounding skull
 I woke to dire straits
 Discovering what I'd done last night
 When I opened the flood gates
 A pool of shame and wee-wee
 Upon my sisters floor
 I knelt down and sobbed
 In the waste that I had poured
 Koppabergs and Jager shots
 A veritable cocktail
 I didn't know my night would end
 With such an epic fail
 NOOOOOO!!!
 My jeans?! What have I done?
 I'm going to have to wash them...
 No...