Model Aeroplane [feat. Tesco Vee of the Meatmen]

CHORUS
 I built a model airplane just to fly away from you
 I built a model airplane and I sniffed up all the glue
 But no matter how high I fly I can never outrun you
 'Cause you're in my nightmares every night and you're in my daymares too
 I stole that submarine so I could sink away from you
 You're such a creep, that briny deep was all that I could do
 I floated to the surface just to shoot your airplane down
 Our proud and blessed union had crashed into the ground
 I went to the confession cleared my conscience cleared my throat
 They threw me in the bathtub to see if I would float
 But I drank up all the water, so they had to make me Pope
 But there isn't enough holy wine to numb a heart this broke
 Made a deal-o with the devil so I could watch you rot in hell
 He said angelic females do burn so very well
 He conjured, belched and bellowed as he stoked your funeral pyre
 He crushed you into pill form and washed you down with fire
 REPEAT CHORUS
 I pray this heartfelt writing finds you racked with mortal pain
 'Cause what you did to my heart left a mean and nasty stain
 Just try and fly that plane again, you know what I will do
 To you just what you did to me
 But I'm more fucking pissed than thee
 You black-hearted calamity
 Our love has turned to tragedy
 It's all the fault of you, Hailey
 I beg to differ, Tesco Vee
 But on this point we can agree
 Our love crashed to the ground