Samsa Morning

My idiotic vapid pathological crush on you
 Is masochistic massively unrealistic too
 CHORUS
 I think I had another nightmare mama (shoo bop shoo bop bop ooh)
 I think I had another nightmare and you don't stop and you don't stop
 I think I had another nightmare mama (womp bop a-womp bop boo)
 I think I had another nightmare and you don't stop and you don't stop
 Do you
 I had another Gregor Samsa morning
 As seems to happen most days these days
 When you just shamble up without a word of warning
 Just to make fun of my twitching, twitching insect legs
 REPEAT CHORUS
 My beastly self-destructive
 Absurd counter-productive fancy drives me straight to mother's ruin
 It is a most unwise thing in fact it's pulverizing me you'll see I'll be a fine thing soon
 REPEAT CHORUS
 Don't you have a pretty little mouth
 That doesn't mean that you should use it
 To give me your best Mickey Mouse
 So don't think for a second I don't see right through it
 You think everything's hilarious
 You smell like diamonds down below
 You're mackerel-skinned and so gregarious
 But give me a goddamn break, fucker
 Give me a goddamn break, fucker
 Give me a goddamn break
 I have a condition you know (shoo bop shoo bop...)