Took Problem Chimp To Ideal Home Show

So banish me to the furnace
 I must own though
 My actions are in no way born
 Out of some sort of Darwinist offensive
 I just get a bit fidgety times
 Thumbs twiddle in the middle of a funfair
 High jinks to break up the so-so
 Me thinks we need a little ho ho ho
 Go – Earl's Court
 A bag of rivets for the goon at the entrance
 Straight'ways the floor gets slippery
 Eyes glaze, and Bobby's getting jittery
 Don't tease him
 It don't please him
 What's that, you want me to appease him?
 How so, Sir? With Tetris?
 Not possible – didn't bring the GameBoy
 Took Problem Chimp to the Ideal Home Show
 Once in a while I need these childish kicks
 Took Problem Chimp to the Ideal Home Show
 God speed the trial to cite my childish kicks
 Wade in the water, wade in the water, children
 Wade in the water, wade in the water, children
 Wade in the water, wade in the water, children
 Wade in the water, wade in the water, children
 Brickbats for Sottsass
 Bouquets for the chuckling footstool
 In the heart of darkness
 There are no hassle-free cabinets
 Sometimes occasional tables
 Mid-air, look kind of dangerous
 Llewelyn-Bowen, two Carols
 Go on Bobby, both barrels
 Three cheers for the infinite leaflets
 Ticker-tape got me thinking of Kempes
 Funky fabric
 Hip hip hooray
 There's no stopping him
 Rip rip away
 Heaven – yes
 Distant now
 One imagines
 After this lot
 Still gasp
 At his agility
 Albeit in the tree of tranquility
 Yes it's a mess
 I don't deny the crime
 But look I've reduced your ironing time
 Multifunctional, is that what you call it?
 Well here's a thought
 Feel free to install it
 Your sink may well be superior
 But we all stink once we reach the interior
 Next week I'm taking him up west
 We've not seen Lord of the Dance
 Took Problem Chimp to the Ideal Home Show
 Once in a while I need these childish kicks
 Took Problem Chimp to the Ideal Home Show
 God speed the trial to cite my childish kicks
 Wade in the water, wade in the water, children
 Wade in the water, wade in the water, children
 Wade in the water, wade in the water, children
 Wade in the water, wade in the water, children
 Wade in the water, wade in the water, children
 Wade in the water, wade in the water, children