Hillbilly Love (Live)

Once upon a time on a dark lovers lane
 Had a big jog o whiskey and a full moon to blame
 I asked if you could tell me what you were thinkin' of
 You didn't even blush when you said hillbilly love
 I knew that you weren't jokin' when you started to
 proceed
 To take the kind of lovin' only hillbillies need
 But just about that time came a light from above
 The officer spat when he saw hillbilly love
 Hillbilly love, it came from the east
 It ain't no kinda lovin' for no man or no beast
 Hillbilly love, it moved to the west
 It's the kinda lovin' that we all love the best
 They dragged me down to central, was the worst of my
 fears
 Stood me right on up in front of 12 of my peers
 Judge asked the sheriff what was I accused of
 Someone screamed when the sheriff said hillbilly love
 Sheriff gave a hand, picked the judge up off the floor
 Judge stood on up and said to please tell him more
 Sheriff said ain't kidding when push came to shove
 he could tell by the smell it was hillbilly love
 Hillbilly love, it came from the east
 It ain't no kinda lovin' for no man or no beast
 Hillbilly love, it moved to the west
 It's the kinda lovin' that we all love the best
 I prayed to be delivered, I cried and then I wailed
 But they gave me my deliverance in the Horton County
 jail
 I'm hopin' that someday I'll get a pardon from the
 Gov,
 But until that day comes I'm gettin' hillbilly love
 Hillbilly love, it came from the east
 It ain't no kinda lovin' for no man or no beast
 Hillbilly love, it moved to the west
 It's the kinda lovin that we all love the best