Hippy Dance

Good evening everybody, welcome to the show
 If you're not here to rock I think you'll have to go
 We don't want to dally, we won't make you wait
 But before the rockin' starts let's get somethin' straight
 You can do the polka, you can mosh and slam
 You can start a new dance, we don't give a damn
 But there's just one thing that we're gonna ask of you
 just one thing that you better not do
 Please don't do that hippy dance when we're about to rock
 You'll freak out all the cats, you'll send 'em into shock
 You'll upset the band while they're tryin' to sing
 And freak out all those kittens while they're tryin' to swing
 If you haven't noticed, this ain't the Grateful Dead
 Our hair is nice and short, no acid's in our head
 And if you're gonna ask us, if we can play some Phish
 You'll have to go to somewhere else to hear that gibberish
 Please don't do that hippy dance when we're about to rock
 You'll freak out all the cats, you'll send 'em into shock
 You'll upset the band while they're tryin' to sing
 And freak out all those kittens while they're tryin' to swing
 Please don't do that hippy dance when we're about to rock
 You'll freak out all the cats, you'll send 'em into shock
 You'll upset the band while they're tryin' to sing
 And freak out all those kittens while they're tryin' to swing