Skateboard

You know my baby bought a damn skateboard
 I wish it coulda been a Chevy or Ford
 She likes to leave it at the top of the steps
 You know some day we're gonna break our necks
 If she don't lose it like I said she should
 I'm gonna turn it into firewood
 I told my baby it was skateboard or me
 Now I'm a cryin' 'cause she set me free
 I said quit skatin better get to work
 She said bug off I'm a god damn jerk
 If she don't stop her silly little fling
 I'm a gonna smash the God damn thing
 She likes to ride it at the shopping mall
 She's ridin' up and down a 10 ft. wall
 I wish she'd come back and please be mine
 She told me skateboardin' ain't no crime
 She's a boppin' on her silly little rig
 Twice as faster than a russian mig
 She rides the pipe and she likes to get air
 but I'm a tellin' her I just don't care
 If she don't stop her silly little fling
 I'm a gonna smash the God damn thing
 She likes to ride it at the shopping mall
 She's ridin' up and down a 10 ft. wall
 I wish she'd come back and please be mine
 She told me skateboardin' ain't no crime
 She's a boppin' on her silly little rig
 Twice as faster than a russian mig
 She rides the pipe and she likes to get air
 but I'm a tellin' her I just don't care
 If she don't stop her silly little fling
 I'm a gonna smash the God damn thing