Sour OG RPG

The world doesn't follow the rules
 Of your stupid fucking card game Zach
 Get used to it
 I'm a small rouge with no self control
 A chaotic neutral who can't find a home
 And you've got people lining up at your door
 A bard with a guitar and a boy with a sour boards
 And you can throw monster after monster at me
 And i'll take out my rapier and i'll start swinging
 I'm the runt of the litter, i'm the shit of crew
 But you don't remember that i'll stick my neck out for you
 I mean the campaign
 The campaign of course
 I was an npc and you were the dm
 And it all comes down to the fact that this was never meant to happen
 When you told me that you didn't love
 Me like I loved you it was a critical hit
 And I wish that you could see that i'm stuck
 In home brew campaign I promised I wouldn't leave
 And you really are trying to get me
 To stay but we both know that this, won't end the same way
 How do I get you to stop rolling the
 Dice, on what could work out here for us?
 And, where do I find the potions to
 Stop making me feel like i'm not enough?
 I was an npc and you were the dm
 And it all comes down to the fact that this was never meant to happen
 When I told you I loved you and you said
 You didn't love me it was a critical hit
 A critical hit
 It was a critical hit
 It was a critical hit
 I'm hoping to roll a twenty
 I'm hoping to roll a twenty
 I'm hoping to roll a twenty
 Goddamn it's a one