My Girlfriend, Who Lives in Canada

Oh I wish you could meet my girlfriend,
 My girlfriend who lives in Canada!
 She couldn't be sweeter I wish you could meet her! My girlfriend who lives in Canada.
 Her name is Alberta she lives in Vancouver she cooks like my mother and sucks like a Hoover (hahaha)
 I email her every single day
 Just to make sure that everything's okay
 It's a pity she lives so far away, in Canada!
 Last week she was here but she had the flu, too bad,
 Cause I wanted to introduce her to you! It's so sad...
 There wasn't a thing that she could do but stay in bed...
 With her legs up over her head! Oh!
 I wish you could meet my girlfriend, but you can't because she is in Canada.
 I love her I miss her I can't wait to kiss her so soon I'll be off to Alberta!
 ...I mean Vancouver! Shit her name is Alberta she lives in Vancou-
 She's my girlfriend! My wonderful girlfriend! Yes I have a girlfriend!
 Who lives in Canada!
 And I can't wait to eat her pussy again!