Story Of My Life

Alright, when I call your name step forward
 Pinocchio, the puppet
 I'm not a puppet, I'm a real boy
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 That's your patch of mud down there
 Oh, dropped on a swamp, man, I tell you
 Sometimes being a fairytale creature sucks pine sap
 Life is disappointing
 Whoa, is what I know
 Outted by my nose
 That's just how it goes for poor Pinocchio
 Story of my life, always doomed to fail
 Cheated by a fox, swallowed by a whale
 That's the story of my life, oh yeah
 That's the story of my life
 Strife is never ending
 Peter Pan
 Banished from the town
 Ugly Duckling
 They dragged me from the pond
 They pulled my magic wand
 They blew our condos down
 Wicked Witch
 Life is but a witch hunt
 Mama's in the mud
 Mama's in distress
 They ridiculed my hat
 They said that we were fat
 They tore my cotton granny dress
 And called me a hot and tranny mess
 Sugar Plum Fairy
 Story of my life
 Booted from the ball
 Told to go away
 Tumbled off a wall
 That's the story of my life
 You're late rabbit
 That's the story of my life
 Have fun you guys
 That's the story of my life
 And remember if we find you back in the kingdom
 You will be executed
 I always dreamed I'd have a happy ending
 And this right here, not how it goes
 I always dreamed I'd get an ever after
 If this is it, it blows, it blows, it blows
 This is worse than that case
 Of Dutch elm disease I caught in Tijuana
 Story of my life
 All the wasted prayers
 All the broken dreams
 All the broken chairs
 All the damage done
 All the busted beds
 All the shattered falls
 And the porridge on our heads
 That's the story of my life, yes, sir
 That's the story of my life
 That's the story of my life, crap