My Grandfather

Well I'm sorry I set your house on fire
 I am a victim of my own desire
 And I'm sorry I sent you that suicide letter
 I was gonna die but then I felt better
 And I'm sorry I shot you in the face
 I got this feeling, I was way off base
 And I'm sorry I killed you dear
 I only wanted you to be near
 And I sincerely apologize
 My actions were unwise
 And now I realize that it killed me when you died
 Well I'm sorry I hit you with that brick
 At least your death was fairly quick
 And I thought you'd take it on the chin
 But it looks like rigamortis is setting in
 And I hope you weren't in too much pain
 I guess I'm criminally insane
 And I sincerely apologize
 My actions were unwise
 And now I realize that it killed me when you died
 Well I shouldn't have hidden you in the attic
 I guess I got a flare for the dramatic
 And I know your family is so bereaved
 I just couldn't let you leave
 And yes I made a big mistake
 But my love for you was not fake
 And I just had all I could taste
 So I drowned you in the lake
 And now they're calling for an autopsy
 I just wanted you to notice me
 You just wouldn't love me and this I can't forgive
 My pride was stronger than your will to live
 Your will to live