Hey Big Dog (feat. Fiona Apple)

Hey big dog
 Why are you afraid of the wind?
 It will always blow them doors
 And windows in
 Wind is real
 It's always there
 Baby big dog
 It's only moving air
 Hey big mama
 Why do you always wait by the phone?
 Don't you know that bad man
 Will always leave you alone
 He likes to say he will
 But he never says when
 I will bite him
 If he comes around again
 We're silly creatures
 Who need teachers
 We got problems
 Can we solve them together?
 Ooooh, together
 Hey big dog
 Why do you howl at the moon?
 I never heard such a sad
 And mournful tune
 Didn't you know
 The moon is your friend
 It's the only one there
 For you in the end
 Hey big mama
 Why you let that man come around?
 I don't like the way he looks
 I don't like the way he sounds
 And I didn't tell you
 But he stepped on my tail
 And he smells just like he
 Like he's fresh out of jail
 Stop licking your paws
 I like the taste
 I am the boss
 Squirrels gotta be chased
 Don't pee on the rug
 Then don't do drugs
 You're just a pup
 Stop messing things up
 We're silly creatures
 Who need teachers
 We got problems
 Can we solve them together?
 Ooooh, together