Monogamy Is So Weird

So even though everything else is insane, actually for once my life is
 really good. I just got out of a long-term relationship and monogamy
 is so weird. Like when you know their name and stuff. It's just really
 different, I think that you know we live together and when you live
 together sex takes on a whole new dimension. I feel like a prostitute
 that works for really low rates.
 I'll do oral and anal if you take out the garbage.
 I'll lick your balls if you open this jar.
 Do I have to eat your ass to get you to mow the lawn?!
 But we had been together for so long that we never
 fought over anything so there was never any point
 of entry into the break-up. It was just hard to get into,
 like how do you, you know it's like trying to jump into
 an already started game into double dutch like,
 "I fucking hate your guts!" "Let's just be friends!"
 "When we make eye contact, I want to die!"