Thanks For Coming Song

Thanks for comin' to my show,
 And listenin to me talking about panda bears,
 And brown bears and puffins,
 I hope you learned some important life lessons like,
 Porn destroys lives and what i should've said was nothing,
 I hope you brought your cameras and youll go home and poop the pictures,
 And youll tell your friends about the show,
 And you'll say "have you seen this guy birbigulbug?" and theyll say "no but i heard about him."
 Tell all your cracker ass white bread honkeys and blackbean soups and asian chicken platters that youre dyin inside cause it's 2005, mofo...