The Oatmeal Song

--Christian Rock--
 I woke up in the morning,
 And I got myself some oatmeal,
 And I put some raisins on it and,
 Christ is God,
 Christ is God,
 God, God, God...
 --Jewish Rock--
 I woke up in the morning,
 And I got myself some lox and bagels,
 And I put some cream cheese on them and,
 Christ isn't God,
 He's just not God,
 He's a really nice guy but don't get carried away...
 --Atheist Rock--
 I woke up in the morning,
 And I got myself a whole box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch,
 'cause I just don't care anymore,
 And there is no God,
 Sorry about that,
 Your Grandma's in the ground and her soul's stayin' there...
 --Agnostic Rock--
 I woke up in the morning,
 And I got myself some organic wheat puffs,
 And I put some soy milk on them and,
 There might be a God,
 There's really no way to know,
 He might be a fish or he might be a spoon...
 All I wanted was a song about oatmeal.