Won't U Please B Nice

If you would sit
 oh so close to me
 that would be nice
 like it's supposed to be
 if you don't I'll slit your throat
 so won't you please be nice
 if you would hug your arms right around me
 that would be snug
 like it's supposed to be
 if we part I'll eat your heart
 so won't you please be nice
 Oh don't you love this romancing
 know that it's your life you're chancing
 isn't it nice
 now you've married me
 sugar and spice
 like it's supposed to be
 if you go i'll get your dough
 so won't you please be nice
 Stop with your jazz oratory
 I only listen to top forty
 N'Sync rules
 isn't it nice
 together we'll always live
 no sacrifice
 we'll vote conservative
 if you run I'll pull a gun
 give me head or you'll be dead
 salute the flag or I'll call you a fag
 oh won't you please be nice