I Wanna Be a Producer

THE ACCOUNTANTS:
 Unhappy... unhappy.very unhappy
 Unhappy... unhappy...
 Very very very very very
 Very very unhappy
 BLACK ACCOUNTANT:
 Oh, I debits all duh mornin'
 An' I credits all duh eb'nin
 Until dem ledgers be right
 LEO & THE ACCOUNTANTS:
 Until dem ledgers be right
 I spend my life accounting
 With figures and such
 THE ACCOUNTANTS:
 Unhappy
 To what is my life amounting
 It figures, not much
 THE ACCOUNTANTS:
 Unhappy
 I have a secret desire
 Hiding deep in my soul
 It sets my heart afire
 To see me in this role
 I wanna be a producer
 With a hit show on Broadway
 I wanna be a producer
 Lunch at Sardi's every day
 I wanna be a producer
 Sport a top hat and a cane
 I wanna be a producer
 And drive those chorus girls insane!
 I wanna be a producer
 And sleep until half-past two
 I wanna be a producer
 And say, "You, you, you, not you"
 I wanna be a producer
 Wear a tux on op'ning nights!
 I wanna be a producer
 And see my name "Leo Bloom" in lights!
 He wants to be a producer
 Sell it, girls!
 Of a great big Broadway smash
 Don't forget the balcony!
 He wants to be a producer
 Ev'ry pocket stuffed with cash
 He wants to be a producer
 Pinch our cheeks 'til we cry
 GIRL #1:
 Ouch!
 GIRL #2:
 Eek!
 GIRL #3:
 Ooh!
 GIRL #4:
 Oh!
 GIRL #5:
 Ahh!
 GIRL #6:
 Yes!
 He wants to be a producer
 With a great big casting couch!
 I wanna be...
 He wants to be...
 I wanna be...
 He wants to be...
 I wanna be the greatest, grandest
 And most fabulous producer in the world
 He wants to be a producer
 He wants to dine with a duchess and a duke
 I just gotta be a producer
 Drink champagne until I puke
 Drink champagne 'til he pukes!
 I wanna be a producer
 Show the world just what I've got
 I'm gonna put on shows
 That will enthrall 'em
 GIRLS & LEO:
 Read my name in Winchell's column!
 I wanna be a producer
 'Cause it's everything I'm not
 THE ACCOUNTANTS:
 Unhappy... unhappy...
 So unhappy
 LEO & THE ACCOUNTANTS:
 Very very very very very
 very very...
 THE ACCOUNTANTS:
 ...sad
 I wanna be a producer
 Hold everything! What I am I doing here? Mr. Bialystock was right!
 There is a lot more to me than there is to me!
 Stop the world, I wanna get on!
 Bloom, where do you think you're going?
 Mr. Marks, I've got news for you. I quit!
 Here's my visor... my Dixon Ticonderoga number two pencil... and my big finish!
 I'm gonna be a producer
 Sound the horn and beat the drum
 I'm gonna be a producer
 Look out Broadway, here I come!!
 GIRLS & ACCOUNTANTS:
 Broadway, here he comes!