Springtime for Hitler/ Heil Myself

Germany was having trouble
 What a sad, sad story
 Needing a new leader to restore it's former glory
 Where oh where was he
 Where could that man be
 We looked around and then we found
 The man for you and me
 And now it's
 Springtime for Hitler and Germany
 Deutchland is happy and gay
 We're marching to a faster pace
 Look out here comes the master race
 Springtime for hitler and germany
 Rhineland's a fine land once more
 Springtime for Hitler and Germany
 Watch out Europe we're going on tour
 Springtime for Hitler and Germany
 Winter for Poland and France
 Springtime for Hitler and Germany
 Come on Germans go into your dance
 I was born in Dusseldorf and that is why they call me Raulf
 Don't be stupid be a smartie come and join the Nazi party
 The fuhrer is coming x4
 Heil Hitler x3
 Springtime for Hitler and Germany
 Heil Hitler
 Heil myself
 Heil to me
 I'm the Kraut that's out to change our history
 Heil myself raise your hand
 There's no greater dictator in the land
 Everything I do, I do for you!
 Yes, you do!
 If you're looking for a war, here's World War Two!
 Heil myself
 Raise your beer
 Ev'ry hotsy-totsy Nazi stand and cheer
 Hooray!
 Ev'ry hotsy-totsy Nazi... Heil myself! x2
 Ev'ry hotsy-totsy Nazi...
 ...stand and cheer!
 The Fuhrer is causing a furor!
 He's got those Russians on the run
 You gotta love that wacky hun!
 The Fuhrer is causing a furor
 They can't say "no" to his demands
 They're freaking out in foreign lands
 He's got the whole world in his hands
 The Fuhrer is causing a furor!
 I was just a paper hanger
 No one more obscurer
 Got a phone call from the Reichstag
 Told me I was Fuhrer
 Germany was blue
 What, oh, what to do?
 Hitched up my pants
 And conquered France
 Now Deutschland's smiling through!
 But it wasn't always so easy
 It was 1932 Hindenberg was working the big room
 and I, well was playing the lounge
 and then i got my big break
 somebody burned down the reichstag
 and wouldn't you believe it
 they made me chancellor, chancellor
 It ain't no myst'ry
 If it's politics or hist'ry
 The thing you gotta know is
 Ev'rything is show biz
 Heil myself
 Watch my show
 I'm the German Ethel Merman
 Dontcha know
 We are crossing borders
 The new world order is here
 Make a great big smile
 Ev'ryone sieg heil to me
 Wonderful me!
 And now it's...
 Springtime for Hitler and Germany
 Goose-step's the new step today
 Bombs falling from the skies again
 Deutschland is on the rise again
 Springtime for Hitler and Germany
 U-boats are sailing once more
 Springtime for Hitler and Germany
 Means that...
 Soon we'll be going...
 We've got to be going...
 You know we'll be going...
 You bet we'll be going...
 You know we'll be going to war!