Where Did We Go Right?

{Look at these reviews
 A satiric masterpiece
 No way out
 A surprise smash!
 No way out
 It was shocking, outrageous, insulting
 And I loved every minute of it!
 No way out}
 How could this happen?
 The show was lousy and long, we did everything wrong
 Where did we go right?
 Christmas came early to Broadway this year
 And guess who they stuffed in our stocking? Adolf Hitler!
 It was so crass and so crude even Goebbels would've booed
 Where did we go right?
 Last night a star was born on Broadway the lovely Miss Ulla
 Inga Hansen Bensen Yonsen Tallen-Hallen Svaden-Svanson
 We predict that her name will soon be up in lights
 If they can find enough bulbs
 We searched Broadway on and off
 For singers with a cough
 We had tryouts and auditions by the score
 And to trip the light fantastic
 We picked dancers who were spastic
 If anyone jetted, we jetted them out the door
 They shouted hooray for that sausage on display
 Where did we go right?
 Our leading man was so gay he nearly flew away
 Where did we go right?
 A show so easy to despise
 Now it's up for the Pulitzer prize
 Oh, where, oh, where, tell us
 Where did we go right?
 The best new music of the decade!
 Max Bialystock is a theatrical genius!
 Now they like me
 Oh, we knew we couldn't lose
 Half the audience were Jews
 It's the end of our careers
 It'll run for twenty years
 Tell us where did we go right?